tchoupitoulas: “I love New Orleans”
Agreed. This vending machine says as much about the city as Brett’s refrigerator, which contains coffee, mayo, butter, salad dressing (for when the ladiezzz are invited over), NO FOOD, and the following liquids:
- white wine (x4?)
- red wine (x2?)
- water (x2)
- milk/yogurt/dairy substance
- kiwi juice wtf is that?
- bloody mary mix (aka V8)
- pink juice, to mix with the vodka (for the ladiezzz)
- white bottle of liquor, for the white russians (for Brett)
- Abita (5 flavors)
- 5 hour energy duh
- other juice/vitamin looking thing, kinda looks like Naked Juice?
- red box of champagne?
Upon closer inspection, there is food - a tub of hummus - which btw makes a really good dip for Zapps.
You missed the Butterfinger minis left over from Halloween in the top door shelf. THAT’S FOOD!
Anyway, why should I keep food in my fridge when the drunk ladies I bring home just throw it all in my fountain? (Sorry, inside joke)