Sep
21
“Once upon a time, during some rather prolonged, intense sexing with Jack London in Heaven, God queefed and the resulting blast of holy vaginal wind birthed the shitty Alaskan wonderland that is Wasilla, which would, not coincidentally, later give birth to America’s shining beacon of virtue, common sense and family values perfection, Sarah Palin.”
Of all the internet ledes I’ve written in posts about America’s snowbilly princess, today’s may very well be my favorite.
