Sep
11
“Men in sports that I would like to sleep with, in order, if I were not previously occupied, include: Ben Roethlisberger (oh c’mon, as if you don’t expect some man on man phone sex lines to show up in the phone records-seizing discovery period of his rape lawsuit!); little tennis critter Mike Bryan BUT NOT his evil twin Bob; YES Network yes-man and former Yankee d-bag Paul O’Neill (totally grudgey); and of course Caster Semenya. (Hayyy.)”
This is going to be an amazing day. (via alexbalk)
Just fabulous. I’m editing Deadspin tomorrow and this is the act that I have to follow. The angry Deadspin mob is going to rape my soul after a full day of this.
