Sep
3
By successfully mounting Miss Missouri 2008 Candice Crawford, baby sister of Chace no less, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has firmly established himself not only as a formidable modern swordsman, but also as one of the 21st century’s most successful conquerors of perhaps the most popular sub-genre of American gal, the painfully Nordic tart.
In other news, I fucking hate Tony Romo and I’m not really a big fan of painfully Nordic tarts either.
