Perfect bike riding day.
The view from my front door right now.
Shocking news out of the Quarter, as Nola Defender’s Mary-Devon Dupuy reports that Johnny White’s Sports Bar is closing. This is the 24-hour bar that remained open throughout Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath, becoming a sort of safe haven for emergency workers and earning a pretty serious…
HOLY SHIT!!!
(Source: nola.eater.com)
The red, white and blue flowers I put out for Memorial Day weekend are wilting. Why does everything have to die?
Sportscenter.
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We love playing LSU for so many reasons. We love the fans, whose drunken menace could yield an invitation to a family wedding or your own murder depending on how many drinks you’ve had (catch them on the even-numbered drinks, and not on the odds). We love the teams, stacked with weird ancestral French names and athletes of shocking talent and equally amazing inconsistency. We love that you, like us, actually have a live, roaring carnivore living on your campus representing your university. We also like that you have a tiger, too.
More importantly we love that you understand living in the republic of hot, colorful squalor. Other states only joke about active malaria cases and voodoo curses being placed on state officials, but for Florida and Louisiana these are actual concerns. Both states frequently hold unsanctioned barfights against tropical weather, and usually lose these in horrendous fashion. Both understand that in many public restaurants a gun is a utensil. Both have large numbers of emergency room visit records containing the quotes “I thought you could eat that,” and “Please don’t call my husband/wife, and “boy that really is up there, isn’t it?”
” — Let the annual LSU/Florida game continue, PLEEZ!
Come join in our Q&A with the mastermind behind Comedy Bang! Bang!, Scott Aukerman.
Jillian herself joins our live discussion in thirty minutes to countdown to the premiere. Come ask her questions!
‘Workaholics’ Season 3 Premiere Live Discussion And Q&A With Jillian Bell And Erik Griffin
I’m might fall for Jillian tonight.
Dome-henge.
I hate the Internet so much today that I actually stepped out for lunch in an effort to find happiness. And yes, I did find it.
Come ask Montez (Erik Griffin) questions in anticipation of tonight’s Workaholics premiere…
Workaholics’ Season 3 Premiere Live Discussion And Q&A With Erik Griffin (AKA Montez Walker)
Alternative title for this post: “Why do people hate Henry Blodget?”
Tonight I uttered the words, “I’m on the WWE’s guest list.” One of my life’s proudest white trash moments.
My creole tomato plants be growin’ tomatoes.
Drinking the afternoon away at Kermit Ruffins’ new joint.