December 2010
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Tucker Carlson On Michael Vick
Regarding Tucker Carlson saying that he thinks that Michael Vick should have been executed for his role in a dog-fighting ring, there’s a part of his comment that’s kind of being ignored that I find both hilarious and maddening — Carlson’s proclamation of being a Christian just before calling for Vick’s head. His full comment on Fox News went like this:
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