Cajun Boy

Great minds

David Cho apparently wasn’t the first person to set that dancing bear video to music. A reader...

Jul 2nd

Something I'd really like to hear

I kinda wish that the next time a reporter asks anything about Bill Clinton’s schoolgirl-ish...

Jul 2nd

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“Nine in the Afternoon” by Panic at the Disco I don’t give a shit what all the...

Jul 2nd

Go right ahead and go dying on us

Best healthcare in the world my ass!

Jul 1st

“A Democratic senator told me that, late last year, in an...”
— Seymour Hersh has a terrifying...

Jun 30th

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Gay AND European?! I was just about to lay my weary head down to sleep when it dawned on me that...

Jun 29th

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A couple of weeks ago I posted a series of Youtube videos that showed people popping popcorn with...

Jun 29th

Rachel Sklar's French Fries

Richard Blakeley and I ate them last night. Voraciously. (Go ahead and let your imagination run wild...

Jun 29th

Trend spotting

I’ve noticed lately that Ayn Rand quotes are beginning to outnumber pet pics on my Tumblr...

Jun 29th

I think I'll go shopping for a boat this...

For the first time in human history, there is no ice on the North Pole.

Jun 27th

I just figured that it’s about time I joined the cute...

Jun 26th

I think there’s something wrong with my Internet, it keeps...

Jun 26th

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Dear ElleBelle, Whenever I’m longing to be kissed, I just watch this Rembrandt commercial,...

Jun 26th

Is Lara Logan getting the Olbermann...

I’m too lazy to Google or LexisNexis this, but I’d almost be willing to bet that Lara...

Jun 26th

I can hardly wait to register...

The internet grew up today. Web regulators Thursday voted to allow the creation of thousands of...

Jun 26th

The roasting of Will Leitch

Is the funniest thing going on the Internet right now.

Jun 26th

Poor guy

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it…I feel really sorry for Anne Hathaway’s next...

Jun 26th

I got a text message yesterday morning from a good friend...

Jun 26th

“I came in about four writers into the process. It’s kind of...”
— (The hilarious) Dan Harmon...

Jun 25th

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The Cure - “Disintegration” As inspired by an insepid Robert Smith joke earlier today (the worst...

Jun 24th

"An enema is almost a symbol of our...

The Russians unveil a monument to the enema. No, this isn’t an Onion story. This is...

Jun 23rd

“Finally, I have the life I have always wanted; and now, when...”
— Marrying Mr Wrong I would say...

Jun 22nd

“Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as...”
— I love Nora Ephron. (via...

Jun 22nd

Locally, the “douchebag neck” style can be seen in action on...

Jun 21st

Vulnerability, or on taking a dump

I was walking down the street earlier today when I ran across a dog taking a dump on the curb. This...

Jun 20th

“To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the...”
— To answer A.O. Scott’s...

Jun 20th

Man Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In...

Jun 19th

So very LA.

Jun 19th

He told the newspaper El Pais in May of last year that he...

Jun 19th

Another amazing NYTimes pic, this one from Switzerland where...

Jun 19th

End times y'all, end times

The Internet firestorm over the Associated Press’s heavy-handed attempt to bully bloggers over fair...

Jun 18th

This is why he has to win.

Jun 18th

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Great moments in local news, with Ken Bastida of San Francisco’s CBS affiliate. (For the...

Jun 18th

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Tumblr, The Documentary. This is funny and sort of sad. (via Valleywag)

Jun 17th

“You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the...”
— Alan Alda

Jun 17th

Just a thought

Ever notice how it’s usually the people who appear to have the least who invariably give most...

Jun 17th

This picture defies explanation. via flubby

Jun 16th

Ball placement

Um, Keith, I said that you could suck on my balls, I never said anything about sticking them in your...

Jun 16th

“Writing is better than acting. You get to use your words,...”
— Playwright Tracy Letts in his...

Jun 16th

“Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a...

Jun 15th

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could...”
— Mark Twain

Jun 15th

Shake Shack on 2008/06/14 at 20:35:54. The best time to get...

Jun 15th

Tiger Woods and steroids

I know that there was some open speculation about steroid use a couple of years ago when Tiger first...

Jun 15th

Regarding Keith Gessen and his "taking...

I’m trying really hard to keep from getting any shit slung on my nice, newly clean, white suit...

Jun 14th

Entering the fray

An observation on the up close and personal on-air grieving over the death of Tim Russert.

Jun 14th

“It isn’t possible to quantify the extent to which society...”
— “Last Call, Bohemia”...

Jun 14th

On worship

Anything you worship will eat you alive. If you worship money and things, if they are where you...

Jun 13th

R. Kelly free to administer more...

Not guilty.

Jun 13th

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
— Ambrose Bierce in 1864.

Jun 13th

Just run into my arms already young pixie. I will shelter...

Jun 12th

Critical analysis of children's art

This is side-splitting fucking funny.

Jun 11th

via karion: Yes We Can Cola, from the great folks at Jones...

Jun 11th

A simple request

Will all you pussies please stop whining about the heat? Yeah, its fucking hot, get over it. At...

Jun 11th

Last night for LSU baseball at Alex Box Stadium.

Jun 10th

by Frank Paulin, New York City 1957 via eec

Jun 10th

“So I shoved my arm up George’s ass all the way...

Jun 9th

My asshole tightened when I ran across this picture of Brian...

Jun 9th

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“Lazy Eye” by The Silversun Pickups

Jun 8th

Amen sister!

Peggy Noonan in today’s WSJ… We will hear a lot of tasteful tributes this weekend to...

Jun 7th

“One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to...”
— Norman Mailer

Jun 7th

Surprise!

Note to all the ladies out there: If you’re going to abort your unborn fetus, avoid having the...

Jun 7th

“Sweatin’ out a shit!”
— A text message that I received...

Jun 7th

Love. (Not sure who to credit for taking this photo as it...

Jun 6th

Coco Crisp, indeed. via lunchfood

Jun 6th

Attention Hipsters!

Your “I never watch television…I don’t even have cable” cool cards are...

Jun 6th

These two on the ticket together would make me just too...

Jun 6th

Smile!

Jun 5th

via kabby via reddit

Jun 5th

“Being human is overrated.”
— Clinton campaign pollster and...

Jun 5th

Lobster Man strikes again

From today’s WSJ… Among the party leaders Mr. Clinton alienated over time by his angry...

Jun 4th

Just the way it goes.

Jun 4th

Not that I didn't already know this, but...

He emailed me with the solution to this about 10 seconds after I posted it. And JooJooBee reblogged...

Jun 4th

Interactive card tricks

I’m much too much of a dumbass to figure this trick out, but it’s majorly fucking cool....

Jun 4th

Thanks Jory. via jdel

Jun 4th

Irony.

Jun 4th

Regardless of your political beliefs, I think you’ll...

Jun 4th

via caro: via animalinsider:  Source: Craigslist

Jun 3rd

There’s a big piece of me that doesn’t want to...

Jun 3rd

“Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally...”
— Jonathan Swift

Jun 3rd

Slouching towards Idiocracy

Jun 2nd

The perils of the coffeeshop office: There’s a...

Jun 2nd

The Brooklyn Bridge’s new $15,000,000.00 waterfalls....

Jun 2nd

“When it’s mealtimes for other people I normally eat two or...”
— Keith Sorrell, who claims to...

Jun 2nd

Irrational guilt

Yeah, ok, I’ll say it…I really like the new Coldplay song. So fuck you!

Jun 2nd

alexbalk: (via milhouse)

Jun 2nd

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Hillary secures the coveted “no wire hangers” endorsement.

Jun 2nd