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Text messaging your way to love
This is so very funny and fucking spot-on!
May 1st
Just a thought
Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity claim that Barack Obama’s attendence of Jeremiah...
May 1st
Jesse Helms endorses Hillary Clinton
Well, sort of.
May 1st
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May 1st
Put down that fucking chalupa!
From the land of all that is righteous and good, New Jersey, comes the “sin tax” on fast...
May 1st
Dead body of DC madam found
Police are calling it a suicide.
May 1st
NOLA schools rebounding against all odds
As someone who knows a thing or two about the Louisiana public school system, this actually brought...
Apr 30th
Pulitzer Prize-winner Buzz Bissinger curses...
Apr 30th
Obama's Sister Soulja moment
Richard Wolffe of Newsweek on the recent Rev. Wright developments.
Apr 29th
With or without ads like these, it’s hard not to love...
Apr 29th
The eastern seaboard of the United States at night from a...
Apr 29th
Just a thought
I guess that it goes without saying that Roger Clemens will be purchasing a copy of the new issue of...
Apr 29th
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Night Music
Good So Far by Mackintosh Braun of Portland, OR
Apr 29th
David Caruso
I know that I’m way late to the game with this, but I’m actually watching a show...
Apr 29th
Does his barber never offer to trim...
60 Minutes grumpy-old-man-in-residence Andy Rooney on the perils of modern hooker-nailing.
Apr 28th
“New York is an ugly city, a dirty city. Its climate is a...”
— John Steinbeck
— John Steinbeck
Apr 28th
The rain is to assholes the way that the...
Dear assholes with umbrellas on crowded city streets during light drizzles, Just so you know, the...
Apr 28th
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Apr 28th
Greenpoints Cathedral, Driggs Ave. Brooklyn
Yesterday...
Apr 28th
the more things change…
(via reversecowgirl)
Apr 27th
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“always love, hate will get you every time. always love, don’t wait till the finish...
Apr 27th
the only cat blog i'll ever love
i’ve spent the better part of the last year or two scratching my head in befuddlement over the...
Apr 27th
“When you’re a teenager and in your early twenties [love]...”
— Morrissey (via sailingonthesea...
— Morrissey (via sailingonthesea...
Apr 27th
karion:
Cajun Boy, I will buy you a pie with my own two...
Apr 27th
"kill the police"
i was just remarking to someone last night that there was no way that the cops in the sean bell case...
Apr 27th
white whine, are you listening?
“every party that i’ve ever been to that michael stipe was at has really sucked.” ...
Apr 26th
post-it note to self
karion: You know what I am going to do differently before my next business trip? I am going to...
Apr 26th
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joba chamberlain’s sweet nothings
what did he say under his breath to erin andrews to piss...
Apr 25th
hillary clinton, jersey guido or artful chameleon?
many...
Apr 25th
long live baugher!
via baugher …you know what, Pink Lady? You went off half-cocked, albeit through your PR firm...
Apr 25th
karion, are you baugher?!?!?!
have you been holding out on us karion? if it’s you, i am jumping on a plane to seattle...
Apr 24th
um, yeah, sorry bout that caro
via caro: In my inbox: “Douchebagus Maximus added you as a friend on Facebook.” facebook rejected...
Apr 24th
sorry y'all, head in ass today
about an hour ago i posted something bitching about google. i placed the wrong link inside of...
Apr 24th
end of my rope
anyone out there know anyone with any sway at google? because i’ve about had it with this...
Apr 24th
great moments in pickup artistry
the following text message exchange occurred today between a lady friend and i… me:...
Apr 24th
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this is a buddy of mine from georgia named pete schmidt. pete’s got an amazing voice (as...
Apr 24th
Water and old ovens are why NYC pizza is the...
Apr 23rd
if you happen to find yourself in the...
there’s an epidemic of penis stealings and shrinkings going on out there. seriously. sorry...
Apr 23rd
producing things like this is why michelle malkin can make...
Apr 23rd
are you willing to pay to use tumblr?
because you just might have to.
Apr 23rd
white whine, are you listening?
via doree:
LIARS.
Maybe...
Apr 23rd
“But some deeper reflections came out as well: “I’m new to...”
— Blog at Your Own Risk - The...
— Blog at Your Own Risk - The...
Apr 23rd
early PA exit polls
hillary 52% obama 48% if this slight margin holds true, she may very well be done despite the ny...
Apr 22nd
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in other words, “wake up white people!”
Apr 22nd
question: if you were a recently returned from the front...
Apr 22nd
alien update, this answers everything
in regards to the looming alien invasion of our dying planet, a quick google search revealed that...
Apr 22nd
this a photo from a phoenix, arizona news site where local...
Apr 22nd
second guess - cajunboy, are you...
(via mandalay) it’s not me. cross my fingers and hope to die.
Apr 22nd
anyone else get a sort of where’s waldo-ish feel to...
Apr 21st
the wrath of tionna smalls
this scathing email that tionna smalls fired off to the fake nick denton is way too long to reblog...
Apr 21st
best of craigslist
someone just emailed me this saying that they had found it in the “best of craigslist”...
Apr 21st
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“baracky”
hilarious!
Apr 21st
the playboy pictorial we've ALL been...
hey there sparky! remember that time you were down at the olive garden attacking that never-ending...
Apr 21st
Date rape reconsidered.
Everyone makes such a big deal about the rape part, but no one really focuses on the date aspect of...
Apr 21st
i’ve been dying for some shake shack of late. seeing...
Apr 19th
“The great essentials for happiness in this life are...”
— Joseph Addison (via vinh)
— Joseph Addison (via vinh)
Apr 19th
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another favorite from the 80’s. so many memories associated with this band’s music. and...
Apr 19th
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i lost my virginity to this song. it was one of many that came streaming through the radio on one of...
Apr 19th
via flubby:
Apr 18th
"forgetting sarah marshall"
just when i was ready to turn the page on apatowian comedies, the reviews that i’ve read for...
Apr 18th
The Changing Web 2.0 Cultural Lexicon
in the vein that nick denton has previously expressed desire to create “gawker...
Apr 18th
“you see these eyes? they shoot lasers that will...
Apr 18th
i hope that this was someone just being funny. then again,...
Apr 18th
just in case you’re thinking about getting your coffee...
Apr 18th
ny times posts record losses
In a conference call with analysts, Janet L. Robinson, president and chief executive, said it was “a...
Apr 18th
"unmet needs"
this is something i lifted from the sherman foundation, which is written by a former roommate of...
Apr 18th
i think that this picture from last night’s debate is...
Apr 18th
the end result of what i believe to be the first ejaculation...
Apr 17th
someone should cut off balk's...
Looking for a gift for that special someone in your life who needs to demonstrate his patrioitism to...
Apr 17th
“Children today will grow up with no concept of the right to...”
— Barry Sonnenfeld (via...
— Barry Sonnenfeld (via...
Apr 17th
the library, where old people and...
last night i was in the library near the checkout desk when a somewhat bedraggled looking elderly...
Apr 17th
the pope's cologne
a commenter on to my main blog tipped me to this site… http://www.thepopescologne.com/ the...
Apr 17th
new website greases wheels of an already...
suing made easy! god bless the internet!
Apr 17th
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i dare you to listen to this song and not want to move.
“the way we move” by inner...
Apr 17th
if you can't believe that, you should...
david: I can’t believe Scott Kidder was the first person to use my new toilet…
Apr 17th
Dan Savage's written eulogy for his mother.
Apr 17th
oh, fucdge
spiegelman: eec: dude i have to interview a prospective intern tomorrow. dude i don’t even have...
Apr 16th
simko:
Tom Ford is at it… Again. To be completely honest, I...
Apr 16th
alexbalk: The more that I look at this, the more that I...
Apr 16th
chris rose on ashley morris
a couple of weeks ago i posted something on my main shitty blog about the sudden death of a popular...
Apr 16th
park avenue hookers with business cards
last night around 2AM i was walking down park avenue south after leaving l’express. about a...
Apr 16th
has government regulation over the marketing of...
Apr 16th
i like PA governor ed rendell, i really do. and this times...
Apr 16th
the annie oakley strategy ain't workin'
hillary’s lead in pennsylvania is slipping y’all.
Apr 16th
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“boy with a coin” by iron and wine has been a fav for a few months now, but i’d...
Apr 16th
"according to jim"
don’t ask me how but i fiound myself watching according to jim tonight and am dumbfounded that...
Apr 16th
the 2008 new orleans saints...
1 Sept. 7 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1 p.m. 2 Sept. 14 at Washington Redskins 1 p.m. 3 Sept. 21 at...
Apr 15th
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one of the things that i love about barack obama, and subsequently one of the reasons i think he...
Apr 15th
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this song is like an old friend that gets me when seemingly nobody else does. it’s by a band,...
Apr 15th
alexbalk:
Pulling Up The Ladder: How many layers of irony...
Apr 15th
even if i wasn’t a cat guy this would still be...
Apr 15th
rick reilly still has my goat
in regards to this, i felt to compelled to vent a little.
Apr 14th
mandalay:
(via cakeface, frank-c)
south louisiana =...
Apr 14th
of all the hillary clinton party pics to emerge over the...
Apr 14th
weekend movies
over the weekend i saw 21, stop loss, and leatherheads. on a scale of 1 to 10 i give leatherheads a...
Apr 14th
"don't stop" by inner party system
probably my favorite song by possibly my favorite new band. i implore you to see them live. ...
Apr 14th
“a pussy ate my baby!”
Apr 12th
daughtry
i don’t give a fuck if it’s not cool to like this guy and his band…i really like...
Apr 12th
is it just me...
or has presidential campaign fatigue set in with many who care to follow it? i’ve certainly...
Apr 11th
and with this one i conclude this friday afternoon session...
Apr 11th
even a maxim editor would have caught this and corrected...
Apr 11th
this is what’s commonly referred to in the advertising...
Apr 11th
look, i’m all for civil disobedience and standing up...
Apr 11th
that's "mo," also known as "monkeypants"
http://monkeysinmypants.blogspot.com/ karion: Who is that? brianvan: Oh, look who made it...
Apr 11th
the only thing that i would add at the end would be the...
Apr 11th
dooce in wsj
nice writeup on heather armstrong, aka “dooce,” the biggest mommy blogger on the planet...
Apr 11th
rick reilly hates your blog
just another asshole establishment “journalist” bitching about the revolution sure to...
Apr 10th
sports pundit-twats
my boy drew wrote this for deadspin, and it’s pretty fucking stellar, as is most of the stuff...
Apr 10th
possibly my favorite t-shirt ever, and i’ve had a...
Apr 10th
the season for long walks is upon us
“Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an...
Apr 10th
i'm going in
so i’m facing a train ride of about an hour or so and have decided to finally tackle the war...
Apr 10th
aged homo is misanthropic towards...
elton john bloviating at the hillary fundraiser last night… “I never cease to be amazed...
Apr 10th
one of my life's little guilty pleasures
i love it when a city bus closes its doors and pulls away just as someone who’d been engaged...
Apr 10th
another reason to love beer even more than i did...
Apr 10th
lacking the capacity for abstract...
will someone please just break my heart already? i need to feel the type of pain that can only be...
Apr 9th
Winding down.
no baugher, you can’t quit. if you quit then the terrorists have truly won!!! baugher: ...
Apr 9th
pittsburgh steeler mascot steely mcbeam...
the gayest mascot in the history of professional sports is in the can.
Apr 9th
things that white people not named britney spears can get...
Apr 8th
Another true confession
all the bitching about this new facebook feature has white whine written all over it. payj2000: ...
Apr 8th
tony chachere's bitches!
we cajuns eat this on EVERYTHING. justsayjolie: katiebakes: Just out of curiousity… What is...
Apr 8th
let the wal-mart positive spin PR...
old dude employees beating down even older dude employees with pricing guns is a GREAT way to start!...
Apr 8th
just what this world needs right about...
sometimes, late i night, as i lay alone in the darkness gazing out the window at the stars, i think...
Apr 8th
alexbalk:
In certain Eastern European countries parents use...
Apr 8th
the tara reid quote fucking killed me.
nickguidodenton:
“I...
Apr 7th
the parsing of "our lady of...
it’s kinda long so i won’t reblog it, but this is pretty great. i’d really like...
Apr 7th
the sloane crosley backlash
this writer, a nyc publishing industry publicist like ms. crosley, pretty much sums up exactly how i...
Apr 7th
“And that is what is so great about the Internet - it enables...”
— bill maher on his show this...
— bill maher on his show this...
Apr 7th
"world's deadliest RSS feeds"
sorry, but someone had to say this, so i figured that it might as well be me. Son: I just...
Apr 7th
overheard while getting the sunday times...
girl #1: so what’s up with that guy you met last night? girl #2: he sent me a text when i was...
Apr 7th
just a hunch
of all of the self-evident truths of the modern world, the most obvious one to me is that the thing...
Apr 7th
three weeks or so ago i woulda bought one. the joke is...
Apr 6th
free pickup lines for lesbians
i can only assume that it’s because i’m re-watching season 3 of arrested development and...
Apr 6th
portia de rossi
where the hell is she? i haven’t seen her since arrested development was canceled. does ellen...
Apr 6th
a steaming pile of human dung
seriously, is there one bigger than brandon davis? and i’m not sure why i even care, but...
Apr 5th
ladies and gentlemen, i present to you...
john carney (pictured below at right along with gawker gadfly andrew krucoff) is getting married...
Apr 4th
jennifer aniston has also embraced method acting in her...
Apr 4th
something i find very amusing
i love it when a guy friend does something that you just know, deep down where the body meets the...
Apr 4th
johnny deep, apparently in full method actor mode preparing...
Apr 4th
Clooney withdraws from the Writer's Guild
Apr 4th
it’s been a banner week for wal-mart, hasn’t...
Apr 4th
darling, we all know that it's you...
so just pack an overnight bag, fill it with chocolate chip cookies (for me, not you), an oblong...
Apr 4th
Stuff Nobody Likes, The G Train... Funny...
Apr 3rd
"Straight" Crooners Fucking Gay Gossips
careful there fake nick, howie’s been with britney after all. nickguidodenton: If you...
Apr 3rd
publicity stunt
perez and john mayer?! please people, give me a fucking break! i, for one, am not believing the...
Apr 3rd
when they’re not fucking over brain-damaged former...
Apr 3rd
anatomy of a rejected submission to...
in the event that anyone should ever question doree shafrir’s journalistic integrity… ...
Apr 3rd
the full court press is officially on
The Bill Clinton who met privately with California’s superdelegates at last weekend’s...
Apr 2nd
a cow/human? are you fucking kidding...
if this had popped up yesterday, i would’ve written it off as a lame april fools gag. ...
Apr 2nd
the life of the modern writer
great piece here…. “There’s not one path anymore,” David Hirshey, executive editor of...
Apr 2nd
the butterscotch bramble
Before he could recover in time, the bolting-from-the-sky, blonde-ish, middle-aged mystery woman...
Apr 2nd
It takes (an East) Village.
god bless whoever is doing this baugher thing. baugher: It seems our Lady of Introspection is...
Apr 2nd
the lighter side of divorce. thanks for sending this my...
Apr 2nd
the carrot top of american politics
even when she’s trying to make a funny (this time about obama’s lack of bowling skills),...
Apr 1st
they look like any other normal family, perhaps off to...
Apr 1st
a thought
you’d think that since she’s a publicist, sloane crosley might know a thing or two about...
Apr 1st
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it’s at times like these when the profound wisdom of alex balk makes me wish that his vagina...
Apr 1st