Cajun Boy

of all the things to leave behind on an...

i’ve left magazines, books, the occasional pair of sunglasses, you know, normal shit. but...

Mar 31st

carney, is caro not the vexing young techie lass that i hear...

Mar 31st

This both delights and terrifies me.

katiebakes: youngmanhattanite: This should go without saying but females under 25 are granted...

Mar 31st

if you can’t find somebody to love baby, love the one...

Mar 31st

Mar 31st

Mar 31st

bobby knight's ejaculate can cure autism

i’ve enjoyed bobby knight’s studio analysis of the NCAA tournament games on ESPN thus...

Mar 31st

former USC and current arizona cardinals quarterback matt...

Mar 31st

And that thing with the gorilla was...

alexbalk: Isn’t it time that we give Phil Collins his cool card? The horror that was “Another Day...

Mar 29th

when barry became barack

so i finally got around to reading this newsweek cover story on obama last night. well worth the...

Mar 28th

oh, now the terrorists have really won!

A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an...

Mar 28th

ghostland observatory

anyone going to their show tonight at webster hall?

Mar 28th

karl lagerfeld standing on the steps of the j. crew store on...

Mar 28th

guys walking down bleecker st. wearing gold spandex take the...

Mar 28th

in a quest for a rolled quesadilla from the taco truck on...

Mar 28th

blakeley: onefootinthegrave: via PunditKitchen  This...

Mar 28th

Great Britain is Repossessing the...

i still put fawlty towers in my top 5 list of all-time best TV shows.  peterwknox: To: The ...

Mar 27th

big music industry machinery

who the fuck are the jonas brothers and where did they come from? how is it that they’re...

Mar 27th

meet the julia allison of the polar bear world, knut. says...

Mar 26th

and you thought your job sucked ass!

Police have closed down a circus in southern Italy after a terrified 19-year-old girl was forced to...

Mar 26th

when will hillary apologize to sinbad?

last week, when confronted with the fact that sinbad had refuted her version of events in bosnia,...

Mar 26th

R.I.P. al copeland, the founder of...

what a remarkable life this guy led. from his penchant for speedboat racing, to his ridiculous...

Mar 26th

stop trying to kill paul prudhomme!

he will do it well enough on his own without your stray bullets!

Mar 26th

(via ellenandcarrie) new york has the most literate bums...

Mar 25th

tobias funke as you’ve never seen him before.

Mar 25th

why didn't everyone just listen to...

on march 11th in the washington post, long before CNN and CBS jumped all over this with video...

Mar 25th

“Last week, for the first time in twelve years or so, I...”
— Hillary Clinton (via...

Mar 25th

this is why viagra is the root of all...

93 year old dudes should not be getting busted in sex sting operations!

Mar 25th

"i remember landing under sniper fire"...

Mar 25th

LOL democrats

of all the ridiculous ideas i’ve heard bouncing around about how to solve the democratic...

Mar 25th

get your popcorn ready...or maybe not

i could swear that i heard larry king mention that cougar-tastic maureen dowd was to be the guest on...

Mar 25th

overheard at a new york media party

person1: my editor wants me to go to the bronx tomorrow to interview a black person. person2: just...

Mar 24th

in regards to this quote about hillary from maureen dowd, my...

Mar 24th

i remember seeing the fat jared leto walking down prince...

Mar 24th

“It’s impossible to imagine The Terminator, as a former aide...”
— Mo Dowd on RoboHillary... ...

Mar 24th

i know that stating this could be perceived by some as a...

Mar 24th

subway/jared

speaking of advertising, how much longer can subway and the ad wizards that serve them continue to...

Mar 24th

coke/coke zero advertisements

hey, you know those commercials in which two coca-cola “executives” are in a conference...

Mar 24th

BREAKING: mayors like to fuck around on...

AND they lie under oath to cover their tracks! allegedly. 

Mar 24th

austin peay university

though i didn’t pick them to get past the first round, i kinda wish that austin peay would...

Mar 24th

bracket busted

yeah, my ncaa tourney bracket got fucked like a coked-up lindsay lohan at sundance this weekend. i...

Mar 24th

News from a credit union in Plaquemine,...

lacey: Randall Gay, who recently signed with the New Orleans’ Saints, just came in and deposited...

Mar 21st

Why Smart Liberals Aren't Comfortable With...

Mar 21st

things are different in houston, texas

where stuff white people like is a website that is considered “racially charged.”

Mar 20th

alexbalk: How bad do you have to be to get kicked out of...

Mar 20th

i’ve been meaning to get some utterly ridiculous...

Mar 20th

i wonder...

how long will it take for my ncaa tourney bracket to be completely fucked? i’m guessing that...

Mar 20th

george clooney man-crushing

between clooney and obama, i’m practically a gay. We are logged on to a Facebook group...

Mar 19th

so the lesbians at gorilla coffee in...

obama’s speech yesterday had his wife in tears, just like the aforementioned park slope...

Mar 19th

meghan mccain is a liberal...

and is probably a lesbian… Meghan’s cultural tastes are pretty straight down the middle for a...

Mar 19th

friday night light’s minka kelly is interviewed in the...

Mar 19th

is MSNBC using google adsense to generate its ads? ...

Mar 18th

"even the lesbians were crying."

who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?  alexbalk: Barack Obama’s Race Speech Receives...

Mar 18th

the obama speech on race

i have no idea what the delivery will look like, but having just read the full text of his speech on...

Mar 18th

i would have thought for sure that alexandria, louisiana...

Mar 18th

the charlotte york sex tape

just when i thought that celebrity sex tapes had officially “scrappy doo-ed,” here...

Mar 18th

i’m poaching this from a denton post on gawker just...

Mar 18th

you know what it takes to be a...

so says david mamet, the scribe of glengarry glen ross fame among others, writing in the village...

Mar 18th

why yes, ESPN does sort of suck, doesn't...

a compelling argument is made that “the worldwide leader in sports” is a paper tiger...

Mar 18th

for all of you who love whiffle ball...

marklisanti:

Mar 17th

puffy, puff daddy, p. diddy, whatever...

and not only did he do nothing to stop it, he may have also been involved in the planning of it!

Mar 17th

this is living!!!  blakeley: On the way to an Iron Maiden...

Mar 17th

let the least productive work week of...

seriously, will there ever be a work week in the history of capitalism, with the exception of the...

Mar 17th

“when not cheering on her beloved tigers on saturday...

Mar 15th

if you have a blog or happen to read...

“it’s one thing if somebody just sets up a blog from their mother’s basement in...

Mar 14th

OMG, he's an AMERICAN HERO

alexbalk: McCain Travels Amtrak Like Everyone Else You know who else...

Mar 14th

i'm starting...

to not feel as sorry for young ashley as i once did the more that i get to know her.

Mar 14th

Tom Cruise's Insane Scientology Birthday...

Mar 14th

is the internet also to blame for...

as an addendum to this…  “So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting...

Mar 13th

right on cue, bill o'reilly blames the...

i shit you not. what, are you really surprised?

Mar 13th

Could Spitzer lose his law license?

Mar 13th

fake tumblrs are the new black

i woke up this morning and logged into tumblr to find that there’s already a fake tumblr for...

Mar 13th

hillary clinton's bridge and tunnel...

interesting piece… doree: Just might be a 53-year-old Great Neck PR man/talking...

Mar 12th

yep, that’s about right.

Mar 12th

dear nick denton,

just being a pimp doesn’t mean that i know every prostitute in nyc. so stop linking me to...

Mar 12th

 no, he’s not a burn victim.

Mar 12th

ganked this from ha-ha.

Mar 11th

Watch

john mayer, drunken “paultard.” how have i never seen this? 

Mar 11th

a word about new york's future new...

a reader who is an editor at a historically black magazine sent me this note about david...

Mar 11th

mark brunell or trent green?

the saints ponder a high profile backup quarterback.

Mar 11th

"if obama was a white man, he would not...

i often find myself both revolted and oddly admiring of the way the clintons can trot out their...

Mar 11th

nora ephron...

feels bad about her neck AND is sad to see spitzer go.

Mar 11th

speaking of people i once admired whose...

mark cuban.

Mar 10th

we should have all seen this coming…

Mar 10th

and another thing...

if this involved louisiana’s governor, we’d probably re-elect him four times.

Mar 10th

i thought shit like this only happened...

prince of ethics, new york gov eliot spitzer, linked to high-priced whore ring. could this guy have...

Mar 10th

Fake Nick Denton Is Alex Balk Of Radar...

gawker’s in-house prosecutor lays out his case… blakeley: The first time I received the...

Mar 10th

ny times football beat writer karen...

great interview with her at the big lead in which she chronicles her rise through the bowls of...

Mar 7th

gmail?

been unable to sign in for any google services for a half a fucking hour now. is this just me or are...

Mar 7th

the truth will get you shit-canned

but she is a monster! since when does speaking the truth get you in trouble?

Mar 7th

so....

i’ve decided to start doing interviews with people that interest me on my main blog.

Mar 7th

"don't stop" by inner party system

   

Mar 6th

inner party system

saw this band last night at annex on orchard st. and they rocked my fucking box. see them live if...

Mar 6th

Rewriting history.

aw fuck it, now that i’ve stuck my toe into this cesspool of black souls, i might as well dive...

Mar 6th

“cajunboy and 25 other people reblogged juliaallison’s post”
— Ugh. I can’t believe I’m part...

Mar 6th

just words?

Mar 6th

I'm done.

i give it 7 hours. max.  juliaallison: I can’t do this anymore. It’s ruining my life. I thought...

Mar 6th

is queens the trailer park of nyc?

there was a bit of a harsh windstorm that passed through the city early this morning. fuck, the wind...

Mar 5th

the crazy uncle locked away in the...

where the fuck was bill clinton last night? why wasn’t he on stage with hill and chelsea for...

Mar 5th

"ditto"

patrick swayze has been given 5 weeks to live. while i think that most people will remember him for...

Mar 5th

like rats jumping from a burning ship

they are defecting. and without the supers, is her taking this thing even possible?  one of the...

Mar 5th

And ONE LAST THING, or, why Nan Talese...

um, yeah, WHAT DOREE SAID! because i can’t articulate this thought or expand upon it any...

Mar 5th

of all the hideous guidos who’ve been lampooned...

Mar 4th

BREAKING: writers are often maniacal and...

nothing really groundbreaking here, but a good esquire piece nonetheless.

Mar 4th

are puppies are the last taboo?

interesting discussion piece over at gawker.

Mar 4th

the female james frey?

you mean to tell me that memoir by the south central LA white girl was fabricated?  NOOOO!

Mar 4th

brett favre retires

the day i never thought i’d see or frankly ever wanted to see has arrived. green bay packers...

Mar 4th

j crew

i’ve always been a bit fascinated by the science of retail marketing. the times had an...

Mar 3rd

a new young lady essayist looms

pretty ok q and a with sloane crosley here.

Mar 3rd

Free market research!

i’ve seen these same stupid fucking signs and was tempted to rant viciously about them....

Mar 3rd