Cajun Boy

Free burritos tonight at Chipotle for...

Yes, it’s true. I always have mine on, so it was no big deal for me.

Oct 31st

The Onion all but predicted the rise of Joe the Plumber back...

Oct 31st

Notice the signage on the dump truck pouring asphalt five...

Oct 31st

“Gawker video guys Richard Blakeley and Nick McGlynn were...”
— One of the funniest things...

Oct 31st

Question...

What if McCain and Palin pull one out of their asses and emerge victorious this Tuesday? Now imagine...

Oct 30th

flubby: [ Dan Savage via Boston Steamer ]

Oct 30th

The latest email forward circulating around Republican...

Oct 28th

“Was America ready for a black baseball player in the 40s?...”
— Chris Rock speaking on the...

Oct 28th

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Amy Sedaris teaches Chelsea Handler how to clean her vagina. One of the funniest things you’ll...

Oct 28th

Skinhead plot to kill Obama foiled by ATF

Oct 27th

Dear Alex Balk

Before anyone else could snag it, I took the liberty of registering mycock.tumblr.com for you. I...

Oct 27th

"How can you f#%kers be so wrong about...

Since the inception of my dumb blog, I’ve received plenty of email from readers taking me to...

Oct 27th

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Wedding Day by Rosie Thomas One of my favorite songs of all-time. Hearing it just makes me wanna...

Oct 27th

Oct 27th

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via: karion: Brian Williams reports that the McCain campaign’s PA communication director pitched...

Oct 26th

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I Like It by Debarge. This song makes me happy.

Oct 26th

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Vlad and Boris serenade Sarah Palin.

Oct 25th

I mean, seriously? SERIOUSLY?

When the exposed to be a fraud Joe the Plumber is still the horse that the right-wing has hitched...

Oct 25th

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The brilliant return of the “Wassup” guys.

Oct 25th

My Sarah Palin obsession finally brings some...

Oct 24th

Whatever happened to...

Kurt Rambis?

Oct 24th

“I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”
— John McCain, a while back,...

Oct 24th

“I made a mistake in presuming that the self-interests of...”
— Alan Greenspan admits to being...

Oct 24th

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Will Ferrell returns to SNL as George W. Bush to endorse the McCain/Palin ticket. Pretty funny.

Oct 24th

“I always wanted a son named Zamboni.”
— Sarah Palin (via spiegelman)

Oct 24th

McCain campaign on Palin's promise to release...

Oct 23rd

Sarah Palin, diva

SNL’s wardrobe designer on dealing with fashion icon Sarah Palin… On a panel on fashion...

Oct 23rd

Cunty simpletons for Palin!

From cnn.com… Elizabeth Hasselbeck, the lone conservative on the daytime talk-show...

Oct 23rd

“I can’t take much more of this. Two weeks to go, and...”
— Larry David on the election.

Oct 23rd

Miss Teen Louisiana loses her crown after a...

Oct 22nd

Al-Qaeda endorses John McCain

Oct 22nd

The kindness of a stranger

Okay, let me preface this by saying that I’m generally not one who tilts toward hyperbole, but...

Oct 22nd

“Real American” children like Piper Palin never...

Oct 22nd

Conscientious reformer/noted slayer of...

Oct 22nd

Dear Brian Van

About your shiny new football…I’m sure that “Claw” will be more than happy...

Oct 21st

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Meet Tracy Kerlee, a proud Christian voter from the great state of Virginia, and a slightly more...

Oct 21st

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Jason Jones of The Daily Show visits Wasilla, Alaska to meet some “real” Americans.

Oct 21st

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Olbermann on the Republican party’s continuing shameful acts of divisiveness.

Oct 21st

The horse had to be removed from the tree with a chainsaw.

Oct 21st

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Before we Begin by Broadcast This song makes me feels as though it’s 1968 and I’ve just...

Oct 20th

Oct 20th

“Nothing is known publicly about Ms. Palin’s medical history,...”
— The New York Times. No...

Oct 20th

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After he endorsed Obama on Meet the Press this morning, Colin Powell had more to say outside the...

Oct 19th

“So a canvasser goes to a woman’s door in Washington,...”
— FiveThirtyEight via Andrew...

Oct 18th

karion: Obama rally in St. Louis, Missouri draws 100,000. ...

Oct 18th

“Making that first entry in a blog is sort of like taking...”
— Rolling Stone’s Matt...

Oct 18th

Man hacks wife to death with meat cleaver for...

Oct 18th

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Tina Fey on tonight’s Letterman discussing her Palin impression.

Oct 17th

“There is little sign that she has the tools, the equipment,...”
— Peggy Noonan joins the chorus...

Oct 17th

Why am I not surprised that Joe the Plumber is an Ohio State...

Oct 17th

“Americas are entitled to answers before election day.”
— Sarah Palin, speaking about...

Oct 17th

“You know who can save America right now? I’ll tell you...”
— Rush Limbaugh on his show...

Oct 16th

MSNBC: 'Plumber' says he has no plumbing...

Oct 16th

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Batman vs. Penguin, the debate. This is so similar to the actual campaign, it’s fucking scary,...

Oct 16th

Increasingly desperate, withered old asshole...

Oct 16th

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Crazy eyes McCain.

Oct 16th

“The only time he doesn’t have to pee is when...”
— Martin Short, guesting on...

Oct 16th

Damn you demented thoughts, get thee out...

McCain should really stop reminding everyone that he’s so old that he probably jerked off to...

Oct 16th

Finally, I can throw her the hard hate-fuck she deserves....

Oct 15th

“Every writer since the printing press has longed for a means...”
— Andrew Sullivan on his early...

Oct 15th

A friend of mine just bought this print. I want one.

Oct 15th

Here's hoping she grows up to be a...

News from the heartland… A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin...

Oct 15th

I must have one. (via hellofriend & flubby from...

Oct 15th

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Keith Olbermann still wants to hate-fuck Sarah Palin.

Oct 15th

A suggestion of a response to Mark...

Since he whined like a little bitch publicly about being satirized on SNL last week in the...

Oct 15th

This makes The Notebook look like The...

Here’s the gist of the story from CNN…young Jew boy imprisoned in a Nazi death camp...

Oct 14th

Unless the modern world is totally...

…the Sarah Palin porno movie will climax (no pun intended) with her look-alike’s...

Oct 14th

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Campbell Brown speaking more truth last night.

Oct 14th

Word of the day

analingus ana.lin.gus -noun The act or practice of orally stimulating the anus. (Also commonly...

Oct 14th

Imagine, if you can, that you have an ex. It might be an ex...

Oct 13th

Beyond belief.

via alexbalk: Did Obama Write “Dreams from My Father” … Or Did Ayers? I expected panic and...

Oct 12th

“How dare they boo Piper!”
— Sarah Palin expressing...

Oct 12th

Moms 4 Sarah Palin

Oct 11th

spiegelman: Yep, no way for even Fox News to slice it. It...

Oct 11th

How low will they go...low, low, low,...

The McCain campaign is now broadening their attack on Obama’s past association with William...

Oct 10th

In case you ever wondered what Palin riding McCain would...

Oct 10th

“Things were difficult at one time, I remember working in...”
— I just found an old interview...

Oct 10th

via noraleah: Ignore for a moment, if you can, Governor...

Oct 10th

“Ms. Palin has denied that anyone told Mr. Monegan to dismiss...”
— In Dozens of Calls, Palins...

Oct 10th

Ahhh, the good ole bad days

Hey, remember Enron? Remember when that shitshow of a corporate collapse was a big fucking deal?...

Oct 9th

Everybody hates Tim Tebow, and that's been...

Oct 9th

Yet another reason to hate Brady Quinn. Doesn’t dude...

Oct 9th

Yes. Very well played. (via jdel & spiegelman)

Oct 9th

OCTOBER 8—Angered by a delay in the receipt of his...

Oct 9th

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spiegelman: John McCain calls Americans “my fellow prisoners.”  Clearly a PTSD flashback.  Just...

Oct 8th

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Strings by Asobi Seksu This song was used in the original Huge pilot and I’m in lurve with...

Oct 8th

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Watch as McCain refuses to shake Obama’s hand at the end of the debate. I have never wanted to...

Oct 8th

“Thanks for signing up to give Barack a Day — Now, make...”
— This was the message I was...

Oct 7th

“GREAT BEND, Kan. - A Kansas man whose girlfriend was...”
— No, this is not an Onion...

Oct 7th

The new iTunes

I know I’m possibly late to the game with this, but I fucking love being able to listen to...

Oct 7th

“She went to six colleges in five years, and then graduated...”
— Andrew Sullivan on Real Time...

Oct 7th

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The song of the election season.

Oct 7th

True story: I once dated a blonde named Lisa Burnett. This...

Oct 7th

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The Daily Show visits Wasilla, Alaska.

Oct 7th

Oh, and another thing...Fuck the Vikings!

Oct 6th

“And, in a move practically out of Karl Rove’s...”
— In a thinly veiled attempt to...

Oct 6th

“There’s a special place in Hell reserved for women who...”
— Sarah Palin, condemning all...

Oct 6th

Volunteers?

I’ve decided to spend Halloween in drag as a 6’5” Sarah Palin. What I need to make...

Oct 6th

I wonder how many write-in votes that the corpse of Jesse...

Oct 5th

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We Might as Well Be Strangers by Keane Loving this song again today. Who hasn’t felt this way...

Oct 5th

OJ goes down

So do you think the Vegas jury on the new OJ trial was intentionally waiting to announce their...

Oct 4th

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Meet the McCain/Palin supporters’ favorite black preacher! A link to this video was contained...

Oct 4th

Palin's folks file emergency appeal with...

Oct 4th

Things that are batshit nuts

karion: So, a month before she was unexpectedly tapped as the VP nominee, Palin’s...

Oct 3rd

Sarah Palin at debate: "Jew, Maverick, Jew...

Oct 3rd

The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate...

Oct 2nd

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Dear God will someone please release Sarah Palin from the evil clutches of liberal media elite...

Oct 2nd

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck is totally lesbo for Sarah Palin. For realz. They get together often and spread...

Oct 2nd

“This city is famous for its gamblers, prostitutes,...”
— Ignatius J. Reilly, on New...

Oct 1st

“Depression is the collapse of illusion in the face of...”
— Wilhelm Reich

Oct 1st