the trials of starbucks
great article in the times yesterday about how independent coffee houses across the country are...
Jan 31st
Listen
“mardi gras wobble” remix by choppa. my new fav mardi gras song!
Jan 31st
bling for the truly ridiculous LSU fan
Jan 30th
i had a dream
i woke up this morning thinking i was already on my way out the door. seems as though i woke up when...
Jan 29th
victory and ruins
the seattle times has an excellent and shocking series running this week on the 2000 washington...
Jan 29th
mike wallace
you cannot kill mike wallace, you can only hope to contain him. he will not die and we are all...
Jan 29th
dreadfully morbid thought
as much as i hate to admit this, the thought of this has crossed my mind. this country is overdue...
Jan 29th
old pickup truck
i was just thinking recently how cool it would be to have an old, beat up pickup truck to drive...
Jan 29th
chris rose interviews clint maedgen
remember clint maedgen, he of the soulfully quintessential new orleans song “complicated...
Jan 28th
best solicitation for sperm i've ever...
“babies don’t care about things like national origin, creed or color. Neither do we.”
Jan 28th
christopher hitchens piece on slate.com
How can one equal Bill Clinton for thuggery and opportunism when it comes to the so-called...
Jan 28th
screenwriters looking for other work
what a novel concept…
Jan 28th
stank
ever get overcome by an irrational feeling that you stink? i feel that today. i mean, i showered...
Jan 28th
barq's root beer
for some reason i was craving this yesterday, so i bought some. my mom made the best homemade root...
Jan 28th
so much for shark jumping
never bet against nick denton.
Jan 28th
peggy noonan
back when bill kristol was hired a the new conservative voice of the ny times op-ed page, i openly...
Jan 26th
somebody please tell me how to get one of these. i like to...
Jan 25th
desensitivity
it just dawned on me today that though i’ve had many opportunities to view the video of amy...
Jan 25th
the moment of truth
everyone is talking about this show and i’m kicking myself in the ass for missing it. this...
Jan 25th
a wee bit late with this, but i can’t stop myself from...
Jan 25th
alycia lane
it pains me to admit this, but i’m a sucker for the crazy, and i’d love to take this...
Jan 25th
come back little sheba
saw this play the other night. pretty good. ben brantley’s review in the times today is pretty...
Jan 25th
ron paul
can someone explain to me why he is viewed as a “quack” candidate by the republican...
Jan 25th
fashion gangsta…what’s that rule about not...
Jan 25th
sly stallone
every time i see him doing an interview to promo his new rambo flick it creeps me the fuck out. dude...
Jan 25th
that scottish guy
i have to admit it, i’ve been giving craig ferguson’s show a chance for the first time...
Jan 25th
why i love the ny post
Jan 24th
can't he please just shut the fuck up...
great satire always carries with a grain of truth, like this piece from the onion, evidenced by bill...
Jan 24th
walter mosley book signing/reading. probably the most...
Jan 24th
not another celebrity death, just paparazzi gathered around...
Jan 24th
RIP “giddyup giddyup”
Jan 24th
my balls
could use trim.
Jan 24th
only 2000?
just call him gentleman jack nicholson… ...
Jan 24th
drinks on me!
just got a residual check for $3.76. jealous, aren’t you?
Jan 22nd
the latest in hideous hipster trends i think.
Jan 22nd
just a thought
i wonder if the romney’s have ever driven down route 2, know what i’m sayin?
Jan 22nd
i had a dream
the other night i dreamt that i walked into my maw-maw’s house in louisiana. all the lights...
Jan 22nd
best album of 2007
“everything last winter” by fields. hands down. fuck radiohead. fuck feist. fuck...
Jan 22nd
anyone know these sub-zero temperature braving green bay...
Jan 21st
holy juxtaposition batman!
if you’re reading this on monday, jan. 21st, call this number to the mississippi dept. of...
Jan 21st
mclovin'
recently i went to see the play august: osage county (which, by the way, is better than cheese...
Jan 19th
my balls
are an iridescent shade of blue.
Jan 19th
an utterly ridiculous human being.
Jan 19th
my balls
are high and tight.
Jan 18th
my new band name
i was thinking of starting a band. i need a cool name, one that hasn’t been used. something...
Jan 18th
my balls
fuck man, they won’t stop itching!
Jan 17th
trying. so. hard. not. to. make. chicken. choking. joke.
Jan 17th
Watch
best 8 seconds of your life
Jan 17th
my balls
they’re still itching.
Jan 17th
my balls
they’re itching.
Jan 17th
fucking do-gooders!
Jan 17th
because you know that you want roger ailes’ email...
Jan 17th
This is a test
so i created this to see what the fuck everyone was jerking each other off about.
Jan 16th