2008
Jul
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you...
— Neil Gaiman (via jeralyndwile)...
Jul 3rd
Somebody’s got to say it. The man is Ted Baxter.
— Rush Limbaugh on Bill...
Jul 3rd
A Bold Prediction About My Fourth Of...
At some point, I’m begrudgingly going to see Hancock, and on the way out of the theater, respond to...
Jul 3rd
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Because catfights, Internet or otherwise, are freaking awesome!!! (via Boing Boing) PS…In the...
Jul 3rd
A man with balls on men with balls
Chris Satullo is probably going to catch some shit for this article from the Bill O’Reillys of...
Jul 2nd
Congrats Osama!
From a NY Times article that ran a few weeks before 9/11…’ ‘If bin Laden takes...
Jul 2nd
How jealous am I that Mulberry Pizza on South Beverly has...
Jul 2nd
You know who I fucking hate?
People who walk up to the elevator at the same time that I do who see me press the button to summon...
Jul 2nd
THIS is the moment a man jumped into the sea to save a...
Jul 2nd
via: aemmea
Jul 2nd
The Shake Shack burger/fries conundrum
If you follow/read just about any blog or website that is New York City centric in its content, I...
Jul 2nd
Great minds
David Cho apparently wasn’t the first person to set that dancing bear video to music. A reader...
Jul 2nd
Something I'd really like to hear
I kinda wish that the next time a reporter asks anything about Bill Clinton’s schoolgirl-ish...
Jul 2nd
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“Nine in the Afternoon” by Panic at the Disco I don’t give a shit what all the...
Jul 2nd
Go right ahead and go dying on us
Best healthcare in the world my ass!
Jul 1st
Jun
A Democratic senator told me that, late last year, in an...
— Seymour Hersh has a terrifying...
Jun 30th
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Gay AND European?! I was just about to lay my weary head down to sleep when it dawned on me that...
Jun 29th
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A couple of weeks ago I posted a series of Youtube videos that showed people popping popcorn with...
Jun 29th
Rachel Sklar's French Fries
Richard Blakeley and I ate them last night. Voraciously. (Go ahead and let your imagination run wild...
Jun 29th
Trend spotting
I’ve noticed lately that Ayn Rand quotes are beginning to outnumber pet pics on my Tumblr...
Jun 29th
I think I'll go shopping for a boat this...
For the first time in human history, there is no ice on the North Pole.
Jun 27th
I just figured that it’s about time I joined the cute...
Jun 26th
I think there’s something wrong with my Internet, it keeps...
Jun 26th
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Dear ElleBelle, Whenever I’m longing to be kissed, I just watch this Rembrandt commercial,...
Jun 26th
Is Lara Logan getting the Olbermann...
I’m too lazy to Google or LexisNexis this, but I’d almost be willing to bet that Lara...
Jun 26th
I can hardly wait to register...
The internet grew up today. Web regulators Thursday voted to allow the creation of thousands of...
Jun 26th
The roasting of Will Leitch
Is the funniest thing going on the Internet right now.
Jun 26th
Poor guy
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it…I feel really sorry for Anne Hathaway’s next...
Jun 26th
I got a text message yesterday morning from a good friend...
Jun 26th
I came in about four writers into the process. It’s kind of...
— (The hilarious) Dan Harmon...
Jun 25th
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The Cure - “Disintegration” As inspired by an insepid Robert Smith joke earlier today (the worst...
Jun 24th
"An enema is almost a symbol of our...
The Russians unveil a monument to the enema. No, this isn’t an Onion story. This is...
Jun 23rd
Finally, I have the life I have always wanted; and now, when...
— Marrying Mr Wrong I would say...
Jun 22nd
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as...
— I love Nora Ephron. (via...
Jun 22nd
Locally, the “douchebag neck” style can be seen in action on...
Jun 21st
Vulnerability, or on taking a dump
I was walking down the street earlier today when I ran across a dog taking a dump on the curb. This...
Jun 20th
To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the...
— To answer A.O. Scott’s...
Jun 20th
Man Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In...
Jun 19th
So very LA.
Jun 19th
He told the newspaper El Pais in May of last year that he...
Jun 19th
Another amazing NYTimes pic, this one from Switzerland where...
Jun 19th
End times y'all, end times
The Internet firestorm over the Associated Press’s heavy-handed attempt to bully bloggers over fair...
Jun 18th
This is why he has to win.
Jun 18th
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Great moments in local news, with Ken Bastida of San Francisco’s CBS affiliate. (For the...
Jun 18th
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Tumblr, The Documentary. This is funny and sort of sad. (via Valleywag)
Jun 17th
You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the...
— Alan Alda
Jun 17th
Just a thought
Ever notice how it’s usually the people who appear to have the least who invariably give most...
Jun 17th
This picture defies explanation. via flubby
Jun 16th
Ball placement
Um, Keith, I said that you could suck on my balls, I never said anything about sticking them in your...
Jun 16th
Writing is better than acting. You get to use your words,...
— Playwright Tracy Letts in his...
Jun 16th
“Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a...
Jun 15th
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could...
— Mark Twain
Jun 15th
Shake Shack on 2008/06/14 at 20:35:54.The best time to get...
Jun 15th
Tiger Woods and steroids
I know that there was some open speculation about steroid use a couple of years ago when Tiger first...
Jun 15th
Regarding Keith Gessen and his "taking...
I’m trying really hard to keep from getting any shit slung on my nice, newly clean, white suit...
Jun 14th
Entering the fray
An observation on the up close and personal on-air grieving over the death of Tim Russert.
Jun 14th
It isn’t possible to quantify the extent to which society...
— “Last Call, Bohemia”...
Jun 14th
On worship
Anything you worship will eat you alive. If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap...
Jun 13th
R. Kelly free to administer more...
Not guilty.
Jun 13th
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
— Ambrose Bierce in 1864.
Jun 13th
Just run into my arms already young pixie. I will shelter...
Jun 12th
Critical analysis of children's art
This is side-splitting fucking funny.
Jun 11th
via karion: Yes We Can Cola, from the great folks at Jones...
Jun 11th
A simple request
Will all you pussies please stop whining about the heat? Yeah, its fucking hot, get over it. At...
Jun 11th
Last night for LSU baseball at Alex Box Stadium.
Jun 10th
by Frank Paulin, New York City 1957 via eec
Jun 10th
“So I shoved my arm up George’s ass all the way...
Jun 9th
My asshole tightened when I ran across this picture of Brian...
Jun 9th
Listen
“Lazy Eye” by The Silversun Pickups
Jun 8th
Amen sister!
Peggy Noonan in today’s WSJ… We will hear a lot of tasteful tributes this weekend to...
Jun 7th
One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to...
— Norman Mailer
Jun 7th
Surprise!
Note to all the ladies out there: If you’re going to abort your unborn fetus, avoid having the...
Jun 7th
Sweatin’ out a shit!
— A text message that I received...
Jun 7th
Love. (Not sure who to credit for taking this photo as it...
Jun 6th
Coco Crisp, indeed. via lunchfood
Jun 6th
Attention Hipsters!
Your “I never watch television…I don’t even have cable” cool cards are...
Jun 6th
These two on the ticket together would make me just too...
Jun 6th
Smile!
Jun 5th
via kabby via reddit
Jun 5th
Being human is overrated.
— Clinton campaign pollster and...
Jun 5th
Lobster Man strikes again
From today’s WSJ… Among the party leaders Mr. Clinton alienated over time by his angry...
Jun 4th
Just the way it goes.
Jun 4th
Not that I didn't already know this, but...
He emailed me with the solution to this about 10 seconds after I posted it. And JooJooBee reblogged...
Jun 4th
Interactive card tricks
I’m much too much of a dumbass to figure this trick out, but it’s majorly fucking cool....
Jun 4th
Thanks Jory. via jdel
Jun 4th
Irony.
Jun 4th
Regardless of your political beliefs, I think you’ll...
Jun 4th
via caro: via animalinsider: Source: Craigslist
Jun 3rd
There’s a big piece of me that doesn’t want to...
Jun 3rd
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally...
— Jonathan Swift
Jun 3rd
Slouching towards Idiocracy
Jun 2nd
The perils of the coffeeshop office: There’s a...
Jun 2nd
The Brooklyn Bridge’s new $15,000,000.00 waterfalls....
Jun 2nd
When it’s mealtimes for other people I normally eat two or...
— Keith Sorrell, who claims to...
Jun 2nd
Irrational guilt
Yeah, ok, I’ll say it…I really like the new Coldplay song. So fuck you!
Jun 2nd
alexbalk: (via milhouse)
Jun 2nd
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Hillary secures the coveted “no wire hangers” endorsement.
Jun 2nd
Gee, I wonder what movie they’re seeing tonight?
Jun 1st
May
If you allow yourself to really feel and absorb the style of...
— Luc Sante in an essay about...
May 31st
It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts.
— Lauren Hutton, on Sex And The...
May 31st
Dear Karion, Just stare really hard at this picture, then...
May 31st
For CajunBoy
May 31st
Ambivalence
Rebecca Traister’s piece on Emily Gould’s story in last week’s New York Times Magazine is great,...
May 31st
You know what would be nice? If you could make this room...
— Iggy Pop’s tour rider (via...
May 30th
Mr. Big not only buys her a penthouse apartment (“I got...
May 30th
Advice For Girls
There’s going to be a huge dearth of women in bars tonight. A great many of your co-genderists will...
May 30th
We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are....
— Choke, Chuck Palahniuk (via...
May 30th
Listen
Griffin House - The Guy that Says Goodbye I can’t stop listening to this song. (via...
May 29th
The guy behind the burka/tablecloth, whatever the hell it...
May 29th
Bonnie McKee by Amy V. Cooper
May 28th
Public pants-shitting is never not...
Taking the phrase, “he got the shit beat out of him” to a whole new level. During a...
May 28th
Looking completely past the hilarity of the poster behind...
May 28th
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and...
May 28th
“Clara Gomez, 45, told an outreach worker that she had just...
May 28th
I’m generally more partial to Audrey Hepburn-esque...
May 27th
The vast left-wing conspiracy strikes...
Bill Clinton insists that his wife is the victim of a media cover-up.
May 27th
via lunchfood:
May 27th
This, Michael Arnone’s Crawfish Festival, is by far...
May 27th
Anja by Amy V. Cooper
May 27th
So, about this Muxtape thing...
I finally made one.
May 27th
The corner of Camp and Toledano in New Orleans has an...
May 27th
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Fox News: Now Openly Wishing for Obama Assassination via hellofriend: via kylebunch:
May 26th
Driving back into Louisiana's history
For the second time in three days, the Times published an interesting piece on my beloved home state...
May 25th
"It's not 1692, it's 2008. Santa Fe...
A group in Santa Fe says the city is discriminating against them because they say that they’re...
May 25th
Kobe doesn't play with snakes in a pool
Snakes in a pool: Kobe meets Jackass. via flubby
May 24th
"Do you think I'm a narcissist?"
Emily Gould interviewed on NPR.
May 24th
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Keith Olbermann, in another “Special Comment” that will jolt your soul, condemns Hillary...
May 24th
"Into the Louisiana bayou"
David Carr of The NY Times had a story in the “Escapes” section today about a little...
May 24th
Just when you think she can't get any...
That’s right folks, Hillary stated today that she’s staying in the race just in case...
May 23rd
Don't do it Barack! Don't. Do. It.
What will Clinton’s terms of surrender turn out to be? Her husband, for one, seems to have a...
May 22nd
What is he hiding?
Is there a botched sex change operation in there or something?
May 22nd
Best Friend by Amy V. Cooper
May 22nd
A conversation with a girl I recently...
Her: You’re straight!? Me: Um, YEAH! Her: I thought you were gay! Me: Really? Why? Her:...
May 22nd
Is there really bravery in dying?
I’ve pondered this before, but with the inundation of Ted Kennedy/brain tumor news that...
May 22nd
via blakeley: There, that’s better… Blakeley, we just ate...
May 22nd
Bless you Metrocard
“We’re going to be hitting $12 and $15 per gallon,” Hirsch said. “And then, after that, when...
May 22nd
One way or another, this man will...
ABC News’ Ed O’Keefe Reports: Perhaps there will be a Madame President Clinton after...
May 22nd
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by...
— Mark Twain