Cajun Boy

The cutting room floor. If blogs had DVD extras this would be mine. Consider this a shitty supplement to a shitty blog. http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com

May 15
“Suck on it, Clintstones. And note to the rest of America — we may not be as sexy as Hollywood or Wall Street, but you know what? We’ve got a shitload of money, and we know how to organize. We’re a powerful bunch of khaki-wearing, gay-marriage-supporting, arugula-eating, Mac-using elitist nerds out here. To all of you racist homophobic non-Californian dumb fucks who find that annoying? Tough shit. We outsmarted you. We out-spent you. And now for the next eight years we’re going to be running this country. We’re going to give equal rights to gay people, fund stem-cell research, teach evolution, take down the fence on the Mexican border, and make sure abortion stays safe and legal. We’re going to pull out of Iraq, shut down Gitmo, and stop torturing people. And yeah. A black dude with a Muslim-sounding name and degrees from Columbia and Harvard is going to be in charge. So sit back down, strap yourself in, and shut the fuck up, crackers.”

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Awesome, awesome, awesome.

(via hellofriend)

Questions

1. If Mariah Carey is knocked up, didn’t she read the warning at the amusement park about roller-coasters being bad for pregnant people?

2. How the fuck does Nick Cannon have the money 16 million dollar rings and renting out Six Plags to pacify this “love affair” with his songbird shorty?

3. How long before Nick Cannon declares bankruptcy?

4. Why do I care? 


"Um, excuse me, but I thought that ordered I semen in my cherry limeaid?"

“This tastes like saliva!”

Um, yeah, what Keith Olbermann just said!

“A woman is like a tea bag.” Hillary Clinton

May 14
When did Michael Jackson start smoking? When did Michael Jackson start smoking?

Sean Penn should really just shut the fuck up

”I don’t have a candidate I’m supporting and I’m certainly interested and excited by the hope that Barack Obama is inspiring,” he said, but went on to accuse him of a “phenomenally inhuman and unconstitutional” voting record.

”I hope that he will understand, if he is the nominee, the degree of disillusionment that will happen if he doesn’t become a greater man than he will ever be,” Penn said.

Wouldn’t this world just be a big barrel of fucking monkeys if we could all just be as righteous and good as Sean Fucking Penn?! Is this guy ever happy about anything? Seriously, he’s just a walking buzzkill. He’s human saltpeter.

Yeah, this guy grates on me just a little.


Connecting with my inner gay

I just listened to “Popular” from the Wicked soundtrack five times in a row as I worked. All of a sudden that androgynous Puerto Rican barrista-boy, the one who’s always so generous pouring the cream in my coffee, looks kinda cute.

Just saying.


Pack ur bags Mable, we're moving to Islamabad!

Just watched this news report on “honor crimes” in Pakistan. This guy was interviewed. He shot his 16 year-old sister four times in the head after she was raped and brought “unbearable shame” to the family. Here’s what he said about it…

“If she had stayed alive everyone in our family would have hung their heads in shame. A girl is like a glass plate. Take a glass plate and throw it on the floor, and it breaks. Would it be any use anymore, or not? A girl is just like that. If she has been violated, she’s finished.”

He served 6 months in prison for the crime.


May 13
Happy 86th birthday Bea Arthur, TV icon, butt of endless withered vagina jokes, and star of one of the funniest Sex and the City parodies I’ve ever seen. Happy 86th birthday Bea Arthur, TV icon, butt of endless withered vagina jokes, and star of one of the funniest Sex and the City parodies I’ve ever seen.

Whatever my reservations about Obama, I have to admit: Dude would be the coolest looking president since Franklin Pierce, who was murder on felt.    via alexbalk:

Whatever my reservations about Obama, I have to admit: Dude would be the coolest looking president since Franklin Pierce, who was murder on felt.

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New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, noted lover of pussy and guns, has endorsed Barack Obama for President.
In other news, John McCain suddenly looks a lot more appealing to me. 
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New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, noted lover of pussy and guns, has endorsed Barack Obama for President.

In other news, John McCain suddenly looks a lot more appealing to me.

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House

After much prodding from friends for what seems like an eternity, I finally watched a full episode of House last night. I actually enjoyed the show and found myself quite drawn in, but then Fred Durst popped up in a cameo of sorts as a bartender. That was pretty much instant saltpeter for me, and I’ll never watch House again.

May 12
“Don’t do anything. Just be.” Martin Schoeller (via simko)

My Saturday afternoon with Dov Charney

Dude needs to lose the Member’s Only jacket and the murse like he lost the stupid stache.

Seriously.


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